#001 Nedlandic Post

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DISCLAIMER- Ganstijden has no intention of offending, this is simply a situation in the eyes of our reporter.

PALAZU: Last night, a small coup took place in Nedland, eventually resulting in the disillusion of the once prosperous state. This was followed by a outcry of events, swallowed by a gulp of controversy and conspiracy. In further detail, the new government established, ran by Grant Hawkins ended with Radia terminating the contract of mutual recognition between Humanytaria and the Federation. Fortunately for some, professionalism took its toll on Grant as he later admitted the provisional government was a modest joke as well as a reality , which lets us confirm Nedland will, on Monday, be: DEFUNCT.

For those of you who don't know: "Nedland, known officially as the Democratic Socialist Federation of Nedlandic Republics, is a sovereign state and confederation of two autonomous republics, located primarily in the Washington, D.C. area of the United States, but also in five other nations. It controls a total of over 40 private properties. It has a socialist government with a cabinet that acts as a 'parliament' of politicians who support the president. Democratic elections are held every year, and the current party which holds all government seats is the Labour Party of Nedland (LPN), the socialist party of Nedland." As its Wiki page boasted 1 month ago.

Ganstijden reporters had been observing Nedland for a while, but with a short state of inactivity, stupidity mixed with a concoction of hate, Nedland had slowly ripped itself apart. Hours earlier, Sorrenia had sent flash warnings to the members of the ILP, images orchestrating to ganstijden that Nedland had become idiotic, but the reality was, most images had simply been edited on MS paint. Some had even come to the extreme to say that 'Ned knows nothing about socialism, he just likes the symbolism'.

First Nedlandic flag

The provisional government updated the Microwiki page of Nedland, admittedly banning more people than the previous list, those including Communists, Swedish and Socialists are now repelled entry, I suppose it can reflect on the lack of punctuality towards the profession of secession. Ganstijden can now confirm, due to Mr Greiners lack of interest, Nedland has merged with Paravia, as it is now the autonomous region of Nedland.

Grant explains in further detail: 'Ned was not lying and was trying to overthrow Joey Kennedy. It was leaked onto Facebook Ned saw and was going to quit micronationalism. He was giving out positions in a facebook chatroom and have Eren Lewis the military and gave me an autonomous republic. Eren held a coup which put me into power. Fancy French was exchanged and then Ned left and I still retained power. I just kind of enjoyed myself a bit too much. I am disbanding Nedland Monday, but Nedland is also an autonomous Republic.'. And to reiterate about the page: 'Admittedly I was having too much fun and it got to me a bit so I wrote what actually happened in Nedland's page. Ned did want to have his micronation dissolved amidst the allegations of the attempt to recruit members to over through Joseph Kennedy. There was a little coup involved.' Grant adds.

A sad end to a controversial week, which earlier had seen Alexander Reinhartd step down from his office as president of St. Charlie, and a Nollandish Confederacy leaders debate even before.

On behalf of Humanytaria, Ganstijden wishes for the best of both Ned and the autonomous region of Nedland. But on a much higher note, we are mostly glad of the fact that Nedland, in some way, is still alive.